Dear Jessica Simpson,
Billy Corgan is old. And bald. And creepy looking. He reminds many of Uncle Fester's love child, so why in the world would someone who just finished up a fling with nappy Tila Tequila pique your interest? I know that breaking up with Tony Romo had to be hard, but honestly, he is laughing at you right now. This is not adequate rebound material. Is this the best you could scrounge up in Hollywood? Seriously, Jess? Seriously?
Your Concerned Texas Fans...or those of us who sorta used to like you whenever you were with Nick Lachey and on Newlyweds, but we won't remind you of how royally you screwed that up.