Showing posts with label Celebrity News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrity News. Show all posts

Saturday, April 17, 2010

But They're NOT Dating...

Rob and Kristen photographed arriving in London on Tuesday, and check out their matching shoes! How cute is that? Rob is looking hot, as usual. They are both so young, but I really think they make an adorable couple. ;)
Photoshop my face on Kristen's, and there you have it...BLISS!
I seriously used to have a pair of black Adidas in 8th grade. Not sure if they were the Sambas, but they were all grungy and cool. I also listened to Pearl Jam and Nirvana religiously, but washed my hair daily. I wasn't that committed to the grunge movement.

Heidi Montag...Sad, Sad, Sad!


Heidi BEFORE plastic surgery dominated her life... Heidi after she had her infamous "ten procedures in a day".


Before Lauren Conrad left The Hills, I was a big fan of the show. Before Heidi became a fame-whore, she was one of my favorite characters. I thought she was spunky and ornery and seemed like she knew how to have fun. Of course the "Spencer Plotline" changed both Heidi and the show and I had to stop watching it. It was too sickening (whether a real or fake storyline) to watch a girl radically change herself for a jerk. I'm sure if someone followed me around with a camera during my dating days they would have felt the same way. I dated some real doosies and even chose said douche bags over my good friends. We've all been Heidi a time or two in our lives, so I can't judge her for choosing her man over her friends. It happens to the best of us. However, I find it truly disturbing what the girl is now doing to her body. I'm not blaming Spencer or even want to act like I know what is going on in that relationship, because who am I to judge relationships when I have my track record? Yet it's hard to miss the changes taking place in Heidi. Her plastic surgery is just plain sad. What is she doing to her beautiful face and body?
She's scary to look at, and I'm wondering if her desire to have a baby in the last episodes of The Hills was just a contrived storyline. Do plastic surgeons tell girls what happens to their boobs after they have babies? When your milk drops, your boobies TRIPLE IN SIZE, and that happens whether you choose to breast feed or not. The milk comes anyway, and it affects your boobs by stretching and engorging them to capacity. Her poor chest will be so PAINFUL after having a baby because it looks like the skin in her chest area is already stretched to capacity. Good luck having babies, Heidi. You may have already done much more damage to yourself than mother nature ever could've!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

This is Sad...

This is a very recent picture of stylist, Rachel Zoe. She's often been scrutinized for her thin frame, but has consistently denied rumors of an eating disorder. What I'm wondering is how in the heck does her husband not see that she has a problem and DO SOMETHING? My husband would start cramming Crisco down my gullett or commit me to a clinic until I understood that I needed to eat.

Rachel is obviously in denial, and has been quoted many times in the media defending her boney bod: "We've had Audrey Hepburn, we've had Twiggy, we've had Veruschka, we've had Kate Moss," she said. "I'm trying to figure out why I am to blame for skinniness.

"Truthfully, I've never seen myself as being too thin," she adds. "Sometimes I'll look at photos and be like, 'Oh, that's not a good look.' But generally speaking, I'm not too thin."

Honey, when we can see your STERNUM, you are indeed too thin.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Brittany Murphy Dead at 32

Hollywood is losing young stars left and right. From Heath Ledger to DJ AM, it seems like every time you turn on your TV or computer, you are hearing about another star passing away. Brittany Murphy was in great movies like 'Clueless' and '8 Mile', but what is so sad about her passing is that we will never know what she would've accomplished down the road. I'm sure she had plenty of opportunities to add to her resume. I'm sure we will find out what caused her cardiac arrest, but until then, lets just wish her family our deepest condolences. I'm sure this Christmas will be most tragic and heartbreaking for them! Click on the pictures below for a link to Entertainment Weekly's photo montage of Brittany's most important roles.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Jessica Simpson Dating Billy Corgan? Ewwwwwww....

Dear Jessica Simpson,
Billy Corgan is old. And bald. And creepy looking. He reminds many of Uncle Fester's love child, so why in the world would someone who just finished up a fling with nappy Tila Tequila pique your interest? I know that breaking up with Tony Romo had to be hard, but honestly, he is laughing at you right now. This is not adequate rebound material. Is this the best you could scrounge up in Hollywood? Seriously, Jess? Seriously?

Sincerely,
Your Concerned Texas Fans...or those of us who sorta used to like you whenever you were with Nick Lachey and on Newlyweds, but we won't remind you of how royally you screwed that up.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Happy Birthday, Taylor Swift!

Taylor turns the big 2-0 this year, and I guess I should be happy for her, but all she does is make me feel like a loser. When I was celebrating my 20th birthday, I was home for the summer after two years of college under my belt, and trying to round up buddies to go drinking. Just a tad different than what Taylor will be doing on her BD, I'm sure. Okay, I'm finished feeling sorry for myself...Happy Birthday, Taylor and please know that you are in good company. My youngest daughter shares a birthday with you!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Another Reason I Can't Help But to Like Taylor Swift...

White girl can rap...sort of:

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Miley Cyrus is an Idiot and Here's a Great Review of New Moon


There are lots of haters out there when it comes to the Twilight Saga. I'm not sure why they are so prevalent **cough, cough, Miley Cyrus, cough, cough* but I have theory about Twilight bashers. (Btw, Miley, you are a dumb ass for slamming Twilight because nearly 100% of your fans fall into the Twilight fan base age range. Moron. You probably don't even know how to read, so I'm sure that's why you do not like the books. It would require more effort to objectively judge them than would, say, shopping or smacking your gum while "thankin' God and Jesus" for making you a huge celebrity.) Click on this article: Miley Cyrus Bashes Twilight - Wont' Be Seeing New Moon for more info on what I'm talking about. She's a douche.

Like anything that is popular among the masses, there are always those "rebels" who claim to hate anything that the rest of us like because they like to tick us off. Remember that kid on the playground when you were younger, and it was FREEZING outside, and that dip-stick kid would claim that is "wasn't cold" and insist on not wearing his/her jacket to prove to the rest of us that we were stupid? I'm sure that kid is now an adult that claims the Twilight Sage is "stupid", when I bet that jacka@&* has never even read the books. That is the same kind of guy who usually works as a movie review critic.

Very, very RARELY do I agree with a movie critic. Some of my favorite movies are constantly slammed by cinematic "experts", and many of my favorite books are not considered literary greats. Usually movies that are critical "darlings" are boring and suck or are so depressing, you can't get through them. After reading several reviews of New Moon, I'm PISSED. They keep saying things like "if you're not a fan of the books" you won't like New Moon, or New Moon moves too slowly for non-readers of the series. Then read the FREAKIN' SERIES and quit your whining. Same with Harry Potter films, READ THE BOOK if you think the movie is confusing or doesn't explain everything the way you think it should. Chris Weitz has been quoted several times, stating that he made this movie for fans of the book. READ THE BOOKS, PEOPLE, then we might actually care about your opinion of the movie.

If you want to read a review that is objective and honest, check out Lisa Schwarzbaum's review of New Moon.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

As If We Didn't Already Know...

RobSten were spotted holding hands at an airport in France. Either they are having fun with the paparazzi or confirming what the rest of us have known for awhile....

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Hot Halloween Costume of 2009? Kate Gosselin!


That's right! The mother of 8 is the hottest Halloween costume of 2009, and her wig (pictured above) is selling out for $14.99 a do' on http://www.buycostumes.com/! My sister is going to be Kate for Halloween and is going to make her hubby dress up like that douche bag, Jon. I can't wait to see the pictures from that pairing! Us Magazine on-line also created a hilarious photo album of stars sporting Gosselin's famous coif. Click on Angelina below for a direct link to the album. This photo of Jolie proves that the woman is truly gorgeous, even with that HIDEOUS hairstyle!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Shocker *Insert Eye Roll Here*, Balloon Mom Says It Was a Hoax!

I said it from jump street that this little media frenzy was a hoax. What kind of parent tells their children to LIE to authorities? There's no telling what twisted stuff is going on in this household...

By DAN ELLIOTT, Associated Press Writer Dan Elliott, Associated Press Writer – Fri Oct 23, 6:49 pm ET
DENVER – The mother of the 6-year-old boy once feared missing inside a runaway helium balloon admitted the whole saga was a hoax, according to court documents released Friday.
Mayumi Heene told sheriff's deputies that she and her husband Richard "knew all along that Falcon was hiding in the residence" in Fort Collins, according to an affidavit used to get a search warrant for the home.
She allegedly told investigators the incident was a hoax meant to make them more marketable to the media.
"Mayumi described that she and Richard Heene devised this hoax approximately two weeks earlier.... She and Richard had instructed their three children to lie to authorities as well as the media regarding this hoax," the affidavit said.
Richard Heene has denied a hoax. His lawyer, David Lane, said Friday he is waiting to see the evidence in the case.
"Allegations are cheap," Lane said.
Mayumi Heene's lawyer, Lee Christian, was traveling and didn't immediately respond to messages left with his office.
Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden has said he will recommend charges against the Heenes including conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, making a false report to authorities, and attempting to influence a public servant. The most serious charges are felonies and carry a maximum sentence of six years in prison.
Alderden said authorities also would be seeking restitution for the costs of the balloon chase, though he didn't provide a figure.
His office has said it will likely be next week before it forwards its findings to prosecutors to decide on charges.
In frantic calls to a TV station, 911 and federal aviation officials, the Heenes reported that they feared Falcon was in the homemade, saucer-like balloon when it was accidentally launched from their back yard last week.
Millions watched as media and National Guard helicopters tracked the balloon across the Colorado plains. It landed in a dusty farm field, where ground crews looked inside but found no sign of the boy.
Later, the relieved-looking couple reported Falcon had been hiding in their garage the whole time. But suspicion heated up when Falcon made a comment on CNN that sounded like "You had said we did this for a show."
Sheriff's deputies questioned the parents separately on Oct. 17, two days after the flight. Mayumi Heene told authorities "she and Richard Heene had lied to authorities on October 15, 2009 (the day of the flight)," the affidavit said.
She told investigators "that the release of the flying saucer was intentional as a hoax.... The motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest," the affidavit said.
The Heenes twice had appeared on ABC's reality show "Wife Swap," and acquaintances said Richard Heene had plans for other possible shows.
The producer of "Wife Swap" had a show in development with the Heenes but said the deal is now off. The TLC cable network also said Heene had pitched a reality show months ago, but it passed on the offer.
Sheriff's officials declined to comment Friday.
Among the items taken by authorities during the home search Saturday were video cameras, computers, hard drives, a picture of a flying saucer, receipts, papers, a phone/address book and a flight itinerary. The list didn't identify the passenger, destination or date of travel.
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Associated Press Staff Writer Kathy Packer contributed to this report from Fort Collins.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Justin Bobby...I Just Don't See It, Kristin and Audrina!


I'm home sick with the flippin' flu, so I'm catching up on the DVRed shows I haven't been able to watch as of late. I've been watching The Hills this morning, and I never thought I would say this, but I miss Lauren Conrad and her whiney-hineyness. Kristin Cavallari is annoying as the "man eater" slash "bitch", and I just don't understand the fascination that Justin Bobby can hold for Kristin or Audrina. What is to love about this douche? He looks like he smells and his facial hair makes me itch just looking at it. I'm sure his hair beads up in the rain, and he probably smokes with his windows rolled up. Stud Muffin. If this "love triangle" is being orchestrated by The Hills writers, then I would demand much more money if I was Kristin!

Jon Gosselin, Dominated by Another Blonde

Friday, September 18, 2009

Katherine Heigl Introduces New Baby


Katherine Heigl has said in the past that she planned to adopt someday, and she followed through with that plan with the adoption of 10 month old Naleigh from Korea. Husband Josh Kelly and Heigl recently debuted pictures of their baby to US Weekly. Heigl told reporters for the mag that she named her baby girl after mother Nancy, and sister Leigh, who is also adopted from Korea. If the picture above is any indication, Naleigh seems to be a gorgeous and loved little girl. Congratulations, Katherine!

Monday, September 14, 2009

I've been in Vegas...

So that is why I'm a bit behind on the blog! Word of advice if you ever have the chance to go to Sin City in the near future: skip DAVID COPPERFIELD. It was over-priced, cheesy, and it totally felt like Mr. Copperfield did not want to be on stage, performing for the audience. He rushed through his routines, his lines were canned and without emotion, and it was obvious that his "volunteers" were planted in the audience. I would have much rather put my seventy dollars in a slot machine and taken my chances!

Rest In Peace, Patrick Swayze!




Patrick, you were one of my very first celebrity crushes after watching Dirty Dancing at a slumber party when I was only eight years old. "No one puts Baby in a corner!" I'm so sad that you are gone!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Just Stop It, Okay?

Jon and Kate continue to play out their divorce battle in front of the media. I don't care who hates who, or who is to blame, but I do care about what all of this mud slinging will do to their children someday. We live in the digital age of YouTube and tabloids, in which every negative comment they make about one another will be preserved for their children to rehash. Not much of a legacy to leave your little ones, if I must say so!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The New Fall Season Needs to Begin ASAP...

Reason being - I've been watching the T.O. Show on VH1, or the "Terrell Owens" show for those of you who are not constantly exposed to football every waking moment of your existance like yours truly! No matter what your opinion of T.O., the self-proclaimed "8th wonder of the world, the show isn't half bad. My husband watches it because T.O. used to be Donnie's #1 fantasy football stud, and he secretly enjoys his cocky antics on the sideline. I'm not totally sure what I think about the guy, but the episode where he visited his grandmother (who is battling alzheimer's), had me tearing up a bit. Very sweet and sad! On a lighter note, here is T.O. doing Letterman's Top Ten last year....