Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Being Robert Pattinson's Sister...

has to suck. Not only is making out with him frowned upon, but I'm sure she has friends that want to hang out (or move in) with her, just to catch a glimpse of her gorgeous brother. However, what must stink the most is acknowledging the fact that your bro is prettier than you. It's okay, Lizzy. You would have to be Giselle or some other super-hot model-esque type to NOT have Rob eclipse you (pun intended) in the beauty department. The man isn't normal. He's downright pretty, so it's okay that you look a little trollish standing next to him...we all would!

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  2. You know it would stink for jerks like me to point out that your brother is prettier than you are! Ha!

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  3. I dont find it very bad. I guess all the things you pointed out are pretty horrible, but think about it. You will be lucky if you were related to a CELEBRITY, besides it's called bragging.

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  4. umm robert pattinson is NOT pretty. He is uggglyyyy.

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