Video Clears Up Obama Photo Controversy

Before I get a ton of emails telling me what a man-whore Obama is, please watch the video that will clear up the recent string of controversy surrounding this supposed image of our President checking out a young girl's bum! It doesn't matter who the president is, people will always be able manipulate images to breed controversy, so please be aware of what you are insinuating before you hit "send" and plaster your inaccuracy all of the web to your friends and family! I'm a huge fan of http://www.snopes.com, which is a site dedicated to debunking Internet rumors and urban myths, and a huge part of their site proves wrong many rumors about our President that have been blazing across the Internet since Obama announced his intentions to run for President. Check it out sometime...the truth is enlightening!

Does Levi Look Like He's a Chromosome Off to You?

Say what you want about Sarah Palin, but why do people keep asking her daughter's loser ex-boyfriend about her? I mean, the kid looks like he's high all the time, and seems like a first-class douche bag. Recent reports say he's theorized why Palin is leaving her post as mayor of Alaska, and according to the Geico spokesman, it's because she wants to capitalize on lucrative deals being thrown her way. Whatever the reason, could we please start finding out our info from sources that have more than two brain cells?